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Funny Older Parents Quotes & Sayings
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Sir Norman Wisdom
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.
R D Laing
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In your standard-issue family - of which few remain, but on which our expectations are still based - there are parents and there are children. The way you know which are which, aside from certain size and age differences and despite any behavior similarities, is that the parents are the bossy ones.
Unknown
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If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do.
Henry Rollins
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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby
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We never know the love of our parents for us till we have become parents.
Henry Ward Beecher
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The longer we live, and the more we think, the higher value we learn to put on the friendship and tenderness of parents and friends. Parents we can have but once; and he promises himself too much, who enters life with the expectation of finding many.
Samuel Johnson
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I was raised by my mom. It was definitely a struggle competing with my brother who is only one year older than me. He wanted to be my older brother but I looked older than him. We were competing for my mom's attention. There was so much tension between us that my mom backed away from us. It was so emotionally out of control.
Nikki Reed
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You're one of my favorite parents.
Unknown
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If we measure our success as parents solely by what our children become, there is no inviolable guarantee in Scripture that we will experience absolute success on those terms...The true measure of success for Christian parents is the parents' own character. To the degree that we have followed God's design for parenting, we have succeeded as parents before God.
John Macarthur
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We are the people are parents warned us about.
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Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
Joe Namath
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No, but it's not because I'm getting older that I'm trying to accelerate. But something very curious is happening: The older I get, the more ideas I'm getting.
Patrice Leconte
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Now Heaven and Earth are older than the temples, and older than the Scriptures.
Eden Ahbez
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I admire runners older than I - they are now my heroes. I want to be like them as I grow older.
Frank Shorter
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Right and wrong becomes more difficult for each of us as we grow older, because the older we get the more we know personally about our own human frailties.
Blanche Lincoln
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As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less, Who goes to bed with whom.
Dorothy L Sayers
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