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If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...
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Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I...Can't...Breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls.
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small pe..s. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
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Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
Will Eisner
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
Wanda Sykes
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Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
Lucy Liu
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014.
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This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
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Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy.
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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14.
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
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