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Funny Parent Kid Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Parent Kid" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
Rodney Dangerfield
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No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, you answer that sh*t.
Unknown
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It's funny, like 15 years ago when I was a kid doing all the John Hughes movies, I remember Bruce Willis was the only guy who was transitioning from television into film.
Anthony Michael Hall
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For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.
Aziz Ansari
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So I cuss like a sailor and I smoke weed. I'm exactly what an older rapper's kid will be!
Kid Cudi
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It's funny, isn't it? When you are young you just want to be old,and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid.
Unknown
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When I was a kid, there was no distinction between a movie about old people or young people. It was either funny or not. It was either entertaining or not. It was either exciting or not. It was either thrilling or not.
Joseph Bologna
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Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.
Anonymous
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I've always been like that. I was a tomboy when I was a kid, so I was always playing baseball and basketball and football and stuff as a kid with the boys.
Catherine Bell
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I get to be a kid now, because I wasn't a kid when I was supposed to be one. But in some ways, I'm like an old woman-lived it, seen it, done it, been there, have the T-shirt.
Drew Barrymore
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I was drawn to boxing because I got beat up as a kid. I was the kid with the piano books in a New York neighbourhood.
Billy Joel
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I'm sure as a kid I saw something else that I didn't get as an adult and there were parts that I would have loved as a kid that I probably, you know, missed as an older person.
Mia Wasikowska
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When he was a little kid, he was a fat, spoiled kid. I can tell the type.
Stan Freberg
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How are you gonna grow up without a father, then have a kid and not be supporting your kid...
Unknown
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Please save a kid that needs some help, I can't see ahead of me so I move in stealth.
Kid Cudi
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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
Rodney Dangerfield
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The greatest gift a parent can give a child is unconditional love. As a child wanders and strays, finding his bearings, he needs a sense of absolute love from a parent. Theres nothing wrong with tough love, as long as the love is unconditional.
George W Bush
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I was lucky. My family is wonderful. And it's funny, because most of my best friends come from very large families. So it always felt as if I had lots of siblings, though in the end I had to leave them and go home. I kind of got the best of both worlds as a kid.
Sophia Bush
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I was lucky. My family is wonderful. And it's funny, because most of my best friends come from very large families. So it always felt as if I had lots of siblings, though in the end I had to leave them and go home. I kind of got the best of both worlds as a kid.
Sophia Bush
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Single parent mothers who aren't spending their time looking for a man but spending their time providing for their children are the most admirable people on earth.
Unknown
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