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My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.
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To me, the musical is best when it's a musical comedy. So if you have a very, very funny show, and very good, funny songs, that's what the musical does best.
Eric Idle
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Let's pencil each other in for a New Year's Eve kiss, with the understanding we'll drop each other if someone better comes along.
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Let's put significant pressure on ourselves to have a fun New Year's Eve.
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With regard to Afghanistan, he said he will end the war in 2014. Governor Romney said we should not set a date, number one. And number two, with regard to 2014, it depends. When it came to Osama bin Laden, the president the first day in office, I was sitting with him in the Oval Office, he called in the CIA and signed an order saying, 'My highest priority is to get bin Laden.'
Joe Biden
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
Melchor Lim
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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Stop holding on to what hurts you and give room for new things, new plans, new people and joy. Cease over thinking because you are only stressing your heart and wasting your time. Focus on some other productive things and give your time to people who take you as their priority.
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God put haters on this earth for two reasons: 1. To motivate others. 2. To give no lives a job.
Surgeo Bell
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
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The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
George Saunders
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Always choose to be with someone who makes the effort to show us that we are important to them and who supports and cares for us. Lets be with someone who makes us a priority. Go for the one that loves you, don't go for the one you love, we might have to beg for their love, But the one who loves us, learn about them, invest some effort to try to really get to know them, maybe we might end up with our soul mate!!
Glen Rambharack
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I like being a funny lady. I think there's nothing s..ier than a funny lady.
Maya Rudolph
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Let's never speak of 2013 again.
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
Arlo Guthrie
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