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Funny Quitting Job Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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There are only two things required to fly a modern airliner: a pilot and a dog. It's the pilot's job to feed the dog. It's the dog's job to bite the pilot if he touches anything in the cockpit.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
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God put haters on this earth for two reasons: 1. To motivate others. 2. To give no lives a job.
Surgeo Bell
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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My job is to make sure that if you're a family in Florida, your children can get a good education and you have the opportunity for a job. That's my job and that's what I think about every day.
Rick Scott
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As long as I'm having fun, I'm not quitting.
Sue Johanson
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
Rosie O'Donnell
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I have absolutely no desire and no thought of quitting ever.
Barbara Cook
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Quitting doesn't enter my mind.
Jimmy Buffett
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Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have.
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Anyone can like their job... To love your job is not enough, you must give your passion to your job.
Zahi Hawass
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If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.
Job 13:5
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You have to press forward. Thoughts about quitting will come to your head...pray about it.
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Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.
Lance Armstrong
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We're still here trying to get the word out that 330 farmers are quitting every week.
Willie Nelson
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It is better to not even try it than to endure the ramifications of either quitting smoking or dying.
Christy Turlington
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People have this belief that actors are able to go out there and say, 'Oh I choose this job,' but most of the time we're just taking the job we can get. We don't just get offered thousands of jobs; we might earn one job a year and that's the one we'll take because we've got to pay the rent.
Henry Cavill
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I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.
Donald Glover
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