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Funny Quitting Job Quotes & Sayings
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I like myself so much better now. I've completely changed since quitting the tour. When I was playing, I was 21 years old and now I'm in my late twenties.
Anna Kournikova
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I taught Sandra Bullock when no one knew who she was. I talked her out of quitting. I put her in a showcase.
Sally Kirkland
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I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
Dane Cook
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When you're working as an actor, you don't think that when you get out of school, it's going to be so hard to get a job. Just to get a job. Any job. Whatsoever. You don't think that people are going to see you in a certain way.
Viola Davis
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Nikhil Saluja
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If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time.
Unknown
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It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.
Unknown
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Good luck studying information you'll never use in the job you won't have when you graduate.
Unknown
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Learned helplessness is the giving-up reaction, the quitting response that follows from the belief that whatever you do doesn't matter.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Many times quitting isn't the answer, but changing approach.
Terry Mark
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Our job is to sell our clients' merchandise... not ourselves. Our job is to kill the cleverness that makes us shine instead of the product. Our job is to simplify, to tear away the unrelated, to pluck out the weeds that are smothering the product message.
William Bernbach
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The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any
Fred Astaire
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I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe.
Unknown
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I am not one of these guys who works job after job after job.
Ed Harris
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One thing worse than quitting is being afraid to begin. Always remember that doing your best is more important than being the best.
Unknown
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Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped an eighty-year old woman put a thong on, and she didn't even buy it.
Rachel Green
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Laurence J Peter
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Even though you're now highly educated, don't dismiss the advantage of dressing a little slutty for job interviews.
Unknown
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You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Laurence Peter
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I'd forgotten what it was like to play music and have it be fun so I decided to stop. I wasn't even sure if I was going to make a new record, I was just kinda quitting.
Evan Dando
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