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Funny Rip Jokess Quotes & Sayings
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My pants in Star Wars were constantly splitting right up the crotch. I had to jump around and do all sorts of things, and the material tore very easily. If I bent my knees too far, I could hear the rip. That was always embarassing.
Hayden Christensen
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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That's the problem with religion: you beat your way past the clerics, fight your way through the demons, stand before the holy of holies, and when you rip away the veil, there's nothing there but a mirror
Owen Rowley
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The difficulty for the Government is there's this ideological straitjacket of the market will provide, let the market rip and everything will work out... It's back to trickle-down economics, which, it's plain to see, have not delivered.
Frances OGrady
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That's the problem with religion: you beat your way past the clerics, fight your way through the demons, stand before the holy of holies, and when you rip away the veil, there's nothing there but a mirror
Owen Rowley
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Guess what, honey. I'm a freak. I'm a freak inside the sheets. Rough, tough, naughty nurse. Rip it up, now make it hurt.
Blood On The Dance Floor
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Sasha gets a raw deal from the press. She makes one mistake in her program and people rip her for not pulling it off when it counts. But she never falls apart. She never just completely folds and misses everything. Usually it's just one mistake.
Brian Boitano
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The dominant economic approach of the last thirty years is now on its last legs. Letting the market rip and an indifference to inequality are now seen as important causes of the greatest economic crash since the 1930s.
Frances OGrady
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Happy 4th of July. Thank you to all the veterans fighting for our country yall are my heroes. RIP to all the ones who died trying.
Unknown
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Don't ever humiliate a man. If you're gonna have to dress him out, you take him aside and do it that way. That's the one thing I don't like about Hollywood: They go in for public humiliation. You shouldn't do that to a man.
Rip Torn
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Plots and character don't make life. Life is here and now, anytime you say the word, anytime you let her rip.
Henry Miller
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I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel s..y. So let us wear it for five minutes.
Karen McDougal
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Much love to those battling now, stay strong & to those who lost their fight, RIP beautiful angels.
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And I don't give a fu.. what you spit, Who you are, where you from, and who the fuuck you can get, Cause I sell records, plus I got a jail record, You niiggas aint saying **** until yall bare weapons, I'm 3 years older than 20, Holding the henny, You can rip a dollar bill, but can't fold up a penny.
Styles P
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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Everybody says, 'You impress me as a guy who never wanted to be a movie star.' I say, 'Everybody in the world wants to be a movie star.'
Rip Torn
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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In life, as in art, some endings are bittersweet. Especially when it comes to love. Sometimes fate throws two lovers together only to rip them apart. Sometimes the hero finally makes the right choice but the timing is all wrong. And, as they say, timing is everything. Looks like this story might just have a second act. Let's hope it's not a tragedy.
Gossip Girl
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