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My films are an extension of my poetry, using the white screen like the white page to be filled with images.
James Broughton
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I try not to look at it that way; being white. I don't wake up every day and look in the mirror, "Oh. I'm white
Eminem
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I try not to look at it that way; being white. I don't wake up every day and look in the mirror, Oh. I'm white
Eminem
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Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy and here's what happening in your world tonight.
Ron Burgundy
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Now, then, in order to understand white supremacy we must dismiss the fallacious notion that white people can give anybody their freedom.
Stokely Carmichael
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That's why I called my record Devil Without a Cause - I'm a white boy who's so sick of hearing that white kids are going to steal rap.
Kid Rock
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Integration is a man's ability to want to move in there by himself. If someone wants to live in a white neighborhood and he is black, that is his choice. It should be his rights. It is not because white people will not allow him.
Stokely Carmichael
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White parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. She'd be like, 'There...take time out to pick up your teeth.'
Martin Lawrence
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Baby, them white bi...es looked that white man dead in the eye and told him, 'fu.. that. Pay me!' Ha ha! That's why I get 30 percent. -Dollar Bill
The Players Club
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White people: 'OMG! I LOVE THIS SONG!' Black people: 'OH HELL YEAH ni... THIS IS MY SHIT!'
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I dread no more the first white in my hair, Or even age itself, the easy shoe, The cane, the wrinkled hands, the special chair. Time, doing this to me, may alter too. My sorrow, into something I can bear.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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The first census in 1790 asked just six questions: the name of the head of the household, the number of free white males older than 16, the number of free white males younger than 16, the number of free white females, the number of other free persons, and the number of slaves.
Tom G Palmer
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I'm dreaming of a Christmas as white but not nearly as depressing as the Republican party.
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The execs don't care what color you are. They care about how much money you make. Hollywood is not really black or white. It's green.
Will Smith
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tripping business started in Africa. Long time ago, long long time ago, white man went to Africa. And he saw all these bootiful black women, walking around, dancing, working, living, in the nude. Bucked Nakeds! You could see their public hairs. This white man went from village to village to seek out these bootiful black women, watching them perform, in the nude. TITTIES! Asses. Free. White man got an idea. He figure he go back to Europe and start the same type of business, taking away from our black women, trying to get them white bithches to dance the same identical way, huh? But to no avail. Wasn't no shame in our black women walking around BUCKED NAKED! So he went over to Europe and tried the same thang. Them white bi...es told that white man the must bootiful words you ever want to hear in our profession. -Dollar Bill
The Players Club
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I love you like President Obama loves to be more half black than half white.
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Governor Isaac Stevens of the Washington Territory said there were a great many white people in our country, and many more would come; that he wanted the land marked out so that the Indians and the white man could be separated.
Chief Joseph
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