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It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014.
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Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy.
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
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Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks. -Ezal
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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
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All diseases run into one, old age.
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I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.
John Cougar Mellencamp
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It would be funny if, while performing an abortion, someone yelled 'abort! abort!'
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I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.
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It really bothers me when I hear a guy or girl say, I'll never have anyone better than my ex. They're the best I've ever known. Newsflash: That person's an ex for a reason. If they're so great, then maybe you should be with them. But to all the hopeful guys and girls out there, don't sell yourself short. It may not be tomorrow or the next day, but one day you will find that person who is the best for you. Don't settle on what could've been. Get excited about what will happen next.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
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Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014.
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A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
Alec Straub
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Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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