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Funny Short Status For Whatsappof Your Bf Quotes & Sayings
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She's single because she refuses to change her relationship status for someone who falls short for what she deserves. Knowing her self value, she's chosen to preserve a spot in her heart for a real man, someone mature enough to understand that loyalty, commitment, and honesty is a priority and not an option...
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!
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