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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
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Better late than never, but never late is better.
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I'm only interested in someone genuine. That cares about their family. Feels an education is more important then partying. That believes work is just that work and not something that should be brought home. Cares about their children. Thinks of the future caused by the decisions they make. Not someone more concerned with being alone. Or how much attention they can get from others by causing drama, posting pictures&statuses, or sleeping with the next useless person they find...
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
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Cute relationship statuses are meaningless its the love and affection that counts one action, love will speak a life time of words.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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If a girl wants to cover herself in a fake tan or makeup, let her. If a girl wants to bleach her hair or wear extensions, let her. If a girl wants to wear fake nails or fake lashes, let her. You are nobody to judge, chances are the girl hides behind cosemtics because of people like you telling her shes not good enough. So stop the posts and statuses about fake girls. Shes probably as insecure as you right now.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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