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Funny Sports Programs Quotes & Sayings
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Funding and maintaining programs from Head Start to Pell Grants must be a high priority.
Ed Pastor
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A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
Alan Perlis
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's like tabloid news programs that talk about how horrible something is, while at the same time they're glorifying it as their top story.
Daisy Berkowitz
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We believe that, by the time that we leave office, it will be institutionalized, and these programs will be addressing the needs and curing the problem that we set out to do.
Alphonso Jackson
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A couple of years I taught in graduate programs at NYU and Columbia, in the early eighties.
Russell Banks
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We have a lot of existing customers which are also considering Linux desktop migrations and rolling out some of these programs, so we're learning from them.
Miguel De Icaza
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Stepping up. It's a simple concept. It basically means to rise above yourself; to do a little more, to show you something special. Something like this. Lucas is gone, but that doesn't mean the season is over. As a matter of fact, I say it's just beginning. You might want to stay out of my way for a while. Life's funny sometimes; can push pretty hard like when you fall in love with someone but they forget to love you back, like when your best friend and your boyfriend leave you alone, like when you pull the trigger or light the flame and you can't take it back. Like I said, in sports they call this 'stepping up'. In life, I call it 'pushing back.
Nathan Scott
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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We get to a balanced budget within eight to 10 years. We do it by reducing spending in a whole series of programs. By the way, number one I get rid of is Obamacare.
Mitt Romney
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Republicans in Congress boosted the economy by cutting taxes and ending programs that don't work.
Zach Wamp
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We have a responsibility to make sure that the limited resources we have are spent efficiently and effectively and that programs achieve their mission.
James T Walsh
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This is the first time in my 32 years in public broadcasting that PBS has ordered up programs for ideological instead of journalistic reasons.
Bill Moyers
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Only those who are ideologically opposed to military programs think of the defense budget as the first and best place to get resources for social welfare needs.
Herman Kahn
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Not so much in Canada, but certainly in the US, as I'm sure you know, money is all, and if they can get another 26 programs of the same thing even though it advances the culture or those actor's careers not at all it doesn't matter.
Rowan Atkinson
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Clearly, children's charities struggle to find private sources of money to sustain their benevolent programs.
Dana Rohrabacher
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While the creative works from the 16th century can still be accessed and used by others, the data in some software programs from the 1990s is already inaccessible.
Lawrence Lessig
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