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Funny Statuses About Children And Thei Quotes & Sayings
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Though I may not be able to leave my children a fortune when I die...may I leave them a legacy of truth, honor, compassion....and the knowledge that I gave them all of my heart!
Kevin Messick
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If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch your eyes out. My wife ferociously warned me against experimenting on her babies.
Abraham Maslow
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The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives.
Albert Einstein
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It is good to realize that if love and peace can prevail on earth, and if we can teach our children to honour nature's gifts, the joys and beauties of the outdoors will be here forever.
Jimmy Carter
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Some autistic children cannot stand the sound of certain voices. I have come across cases where teachers tell me that certain children have problems with their voice or another person's voice. This problem tends to be related to high-pitched ladies' voices.
Temple Grandin
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When my children were born, I didn't have them baptized because I felt baptism was about erasing Original Sin - something the Church said children got from their mother - and I absolutely refused to believe women carry Original Sin.
Olympia Dukakis
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Whether it's making sure that families have access to quality health care and child care, or making sure that our children receive the best educational opportunities we can give them, we must remain committed to these needs because our children are our future.
Blanche Lincoln
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Telling children about what bad can happen and is happening around the world is good, but telling them about what good has been done and can be done is more important to shape a bright tomorrow.
Senora Roy
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For your children, you may house their bodies but not their souls. For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. You may strive to be like them, but seek not to make them like you.
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When school children start paying union dues, that 's when I'll start representing the interests of school children.
Albert Shanker
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Child abuse and neglect offend the basic values of our state. We have a responsibility to provide safe settings for at-risk children and facilitate permanent placement for children who cannot return home.
Matt Blunt
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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If we call ourselves children of God, then others are also children of God.
Sri Chinmoy
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Children have but little charity for one another's defects
Mark Twain
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Children use all their wiles to get their way with adults. Adults do the same with children.
Mason Cooley
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Children, obey your parents in the Lord; for this is right
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What we desire our children to become, we must endeavor to be before them
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Children see magic because they look for it.
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A father is God's gift to every child, children need the very basics to grow into fine youth just give them all the Love you can.
Malika E Nura
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