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Funny Statuses About Children And Thei Quotes & Sayings
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All the children had to wear a gas mask in case of a gas attack by the Germans. They tried to make the masks like Mickey Mouse faces so the children would like them. But I didn't. They had big ears on them.
Gerald Scarfe
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We all agree that parents have the primary responsibility of filtering the material that reaches children. However, children are often lured onto websites containing obscene material through the devious manipulation of search engines.
Robert A Brady
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To trust children we must first learn to trust ourselves...and most of us were taught as children that we could not be trusted.
John Holt
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It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father.
Pope John XXIII
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We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Children are great imitators. So give them something great to imitate.
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The danger is that the cruel arts of their oppressors have enchained their minds, have kept them in the ignorance of children, and as incapable of self-government as children. If the obstacles of bigotry, the shackles of the priest-craft can be surmo.
Thomas Jefferson
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Affection between adults - if they are really adult in mind and not merely grown up children - and creatures so relatively selfish and cruel as children necessarily are without knowing it or meaning it, cannot be called natural
George Bernard Shaw
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Affection between adults - if they are really adult in mind and not merely grown up children - and creatures so relatively selfish and cruel as children necessarily are without knowing it or meaning it, cannot be called natural
George Bernard Shaw
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Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we were born.
Albert Einstein
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While approximately one in every 400 children and adolescents have Type I diabetes; recent Government reports indicate that one in every three children born in 2000 will suffer from obesity, which as noted is a predominant Type II precursor.
Tim Holden
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I could learn photography. That could be something to want. I could photograph children. I could have my own children. I would give them yellow roses. And if they got too loud, I would just put them some place quiet. Put them in the oven. And I would kiss them every day, and tell them you don't have to be anybody, because I would know that being somebody doesn't make you anybody anyway.
Gia Carangi
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The best gift to our children will be safe and beautiful EARTH.
Sonam Arora Luthra
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Teach your children what life is about, help them to understand what values are and what is necessary to make it in life....
Hermann J Steinherr
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The concept of father's rights should be thrown out the door. It should be called children's rights and parent's responsibilities.
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Even when we do not create children's fears, when they come to us with fears ready-made and built-in, we use their fears as handles to manipulate them and get them to do what we want
John W Holt Jr
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If a girl wants to cover herself in a fake tan or makeup, let her. If a girl wants to bleach her hair or wear extensions, let her. If a girl wants to wear fake nails or fake lashes, let her. You are nobody to judge, chances are the girl hides behind cosemtics because of people like you telling her shes not good enough. So stop the posts and statuses about fake girls. Shes probably as insecure as you right now.
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A test of a people is how it behaves toward the old. It is easy to love children. Even tyrants and dictators make a point of being fond of children. But the affection and care for the old, the incurable, the helpless are the true gold mines of a culture.
Abraham J Heschel
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When I first met Seal he had a kindness and compassion that was so sincere I knew he'd be a good father. Bit it wasn't until Leni was born and we had out three other children that I grasped what a great dad he is. He has infinite amounts of love and patience for our kids. He puts me and the children first.
Heidi Klum
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Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased by tales, so is the other.
Francis Bacon
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