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Funny Stupid Questions To Ask P Quotes & Sayings
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.
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If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...
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I remember right after Carter got elected, I was sitting in my apartment in Albany, CA, on a Saturday listening to people call Carter and ask stupid questions while I designed the screen editor.
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All sincere boys fall in love with stupid girls, all sincere girls fall in love with stupid boys, I am neither stupid nor sincere, that's why I am 'SINGLE'.
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I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
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Dont play stupid with me Im better at it!
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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I say no to drugs, but they dont listen.
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As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I never apologize. Im sorry, thats just the way I am.
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It's funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didn't have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry.
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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
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Im not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
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I have a sixth sense, I see stupid people.
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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting biggerthen it hit me.
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