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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday
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Taking a daily vitamin should help with the illusion you're somehow repairing the grisly damage you've caused your body all these years.
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Taking 'naps' sounds so childish...I prefer to call them 'horizontal life pauses.'
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And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.
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Living might mean taking chances but theyre worth taking, Loving might be a mistake but its worth making.
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Progress is impossible without taking chances, those who can't take chances can not be innovative, they are stuck to one point and doomed to be unsuccessful in life.
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Great love and great achievements involve taking great risks.
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People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
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Here's to your divorce taking place during bikini season.
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Love and life is about taking risks. You'll never know what's going to happen next unless you're brave enough to face whatever it brings.
Nishan Panwar
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If they're taking your love for a joke, then leave them like it's funny.
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Congratulations on taking your old job back.
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If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it.
Rachel Dratch
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At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to school, but you can't tell who the best people are. That worries the hell out of me.
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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
Lynda Barry
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Don't you hate when people only go to church on Easter Sunday dressing like peacocks taking up all the good seats.
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I was like a trash can...I took everything.
Nicole Richie
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
Joe Rogan
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I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.
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