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You don't need many words if you already know what you're talking about.
William Stafford
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Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
Sam Ewing
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When I'm pissed off I need my space, ain't no talking.
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I'm a walking, talking enigma.
Larry David
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Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
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Ah 4 ah 5 In the morning without being bored and talking about nothing.
Bei Maejor
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I am in discussions with a label. We are talking about doing something.
Freddie Hubbard
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So meet me at 11:30, I love the way you're talking dirty.
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I actually like not talking to anyone seriously. No expectations, no disappointments, no drama.
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I love talking about movies that mean something to me.
Jena Malone
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Stop talking. Start walking.
L M Heroux
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its back to work for you!
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Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
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Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
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Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf.
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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