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Funny Things Blonde Says Quotes & Sayings
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I think Secretary's funny, it is about s.., and there's a lot of s.. in it, s.. is the key, but you're talking about a lot of other complicated things.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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Never let the things you want, make you forget the things you have. If you are truly rich, count the number things that you have that money can't buy.
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Some of the things I've seen a lot of my female-actress friends who are relatively famous receive - I've seen some hideous things. Like some really, really bad things... like, the FBI should be contacted immediately.
Elisha Cuthbert
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Some wonder why things happen, some figure out why things happen, and some wonder why things always happen to them.
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I don't wanna be Courtney Love, I wanna be Kurt Cobain. He's brilliant and his songs are genius. The Hole records are great. Everyone always compares me to Courtney Love because they think we, like, dress the same and we both have blonde hair, wear lipstick and dresses. But I'm sorry, don't a lot of girls dress like that? I look at Nirvana. I don't look at Hole.
Taylor Momsen
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When you love someone, you love all of them, you gotta love everything about them, not just the good things but the bad things too. The things that you find lovable and the things you don't.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Albert Einstein
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Albert Einstein
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
Florenz Ziegfeld
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