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Funny Things To Write On Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans...
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If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.
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Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist.
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If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner.
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I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in both of her diaries.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on the internet.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.
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At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State.
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