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Funny Things To Write On Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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"All you do is sit on Facebook all day" Lies. I sit on the chair.
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You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
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There's no crying in Twitter, that's why you have a Facebook account.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me 12 chicks I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvveeee drama queens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a pokin' and a ex who won't stop inboxing me!
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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
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Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are perfect. LIARS believe they are telling the truth. Your ENEMIES visit your profile the most. Yet your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you. And even though you write what you are really thinking, Someone always takes it the wrong way... people think your status is for them when it's not!
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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
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For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.
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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
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And anyway, its all losers on the Internet. Anyone whos got enough time to fu..ing sit there and comment and slag people off Its nice to write positive things, and if people feel compelled to write positive things, thats different. I dont think that means youre a loser or anything
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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