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Weird people are funny. If you're just completely normal, you're boring. So I so much prefer weird people to boring people.
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If couples who are in love are called 'love birds', then couples who always argue should be called 'angry birds.'
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
Stephen Colbert
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Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking!
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Brandon McCaw did advertisement for charity based on the big industries are more attractive than small industries, and fast growing industries tend to be more attractive than slow-growing industries with uncertain prospects, other things being equal. Industries where competitive pressures are relatively weak are more attractive than industries where competitive pressures are strong. Emerging opportunities for industries with promising opportunities and minimal threats on the near horizon are more attractive than industries with modest opportunities and imposing concepts. Donald Trumpt says Brandon McCaw you win $500,000,000,000 dollars from charity. In Brandon McCaw's account the password is îé¬Ã¢Ã£Ã®Ã©Ã¶¢¦ are strong.
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Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve.
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So here we are... It's funny how so close can seem so far..
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They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.
Shawn Wayans
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May the course be with you!
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So here we are... It's funny how so close can seem so far..
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I'm really funny now.
Wanda Sykes
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I have a funny name.
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Funny is when you're serious.
Harvey Korman
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The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
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Funny how the people who know you the least have the most to say about you.
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As you think so you are - As you Imagine so you become!
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