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Funny Twitter Biosty Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices. You are one of them.
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Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
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Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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HOLY CRAP IM GOING TO BE A DAD! Oh yea, I work in email marketing & I like craft beer too.
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I have been called a PollyAnna, sugar-coated idealist. I like to think of myself as more optimistic than that.
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
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All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.
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Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.
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A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Ive learned I dont know anything. Have also learned that people will pay for what I know. Life is good.
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A human. Being.
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A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.
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Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
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Twitter is all fun and games until it's meet and greet time...
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