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Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
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Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
Howard Stern
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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If you see a man in glasses only walking back into your apartment building from day to day, its probably superman.
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I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday
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The only completely consistent people are the dead.
Aldous Huxley
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My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won't cry, but just because it is really funny how much I've changed.
Michael Zaslow
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Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.
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He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.
Voltaire
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I thought walking away from you would make me happier. Turns out, walking away from you has caused me more pain than you can ever imagine.
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I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I've always sold out, so who's saying it's all over?
Ozzy Osbourne
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and follow you.
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It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now.
Gillian Anderson
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A nice Jewish man rising from the dead seems less miraculous than finding one I can date.
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He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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On what inspires her when writing songs: I think everything does. I could be walking in the mall or walking outside. I can get inspired by where I am or things that Im going through at the time. Even other artists like Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, and Madonna because theyre all so unique and different. They really do their own thing and dont follow other people
Ashley Tisdale
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