TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Whore Facebook Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Whore Facebook" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Funny Facebook Status
Songs
Music
Celebrity
Humor
Funny
Facebook
Clever Facebook Status
Facebook
Students
Success
Funny
Humor
Clever Facebook Status
Interesting
Witty Facebook Status
Women
Show more
Disaster
Facebook Status
Addiction
Girls
Drama
Drama Queen
Relatives
Witty Facebook Status
Driving
Teenage
Kids
Silly
Life
Food
Prostitution
Insults
Hoes
Shit Talking
Bitchy
Relationship
Best
Cell Phone
Ex Girlfriend
Ex Boyfriend
Friends With Benefits
Keeping It Real
End Of The World
New Year
New Years Day
QUOTES
They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.
Unknown
481 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
Unknown
1690 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.
Unknown
44 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...
Kevin McCarty
534 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Boredom quotes
It Is What It Is quotes
I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
Unknown
398 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
Unknown
388 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.
Unknown
76 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
I realized Facebook was a drug when I caught myself sneaking into the bathroom at work just to use it.
Unknown
415 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply.
Unknown
308 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fu.. up.
Unknown
188 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
Unknown
2882 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Short quotes
Interesting quotes
Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
Unknown
2433 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
Unknown
563 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Driving quotes
Accidents quotes
If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
Unknown
3497 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.
Unknown
1405 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Interesting quotes
The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.
Saket Narayan
285 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Good taste and humour...are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whor...
Malcolm Muggeridge
8 Likes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Ritu Ghatourey
435 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Students quotes
Success quotes
Humor quotes
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
Unknown
91 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Hospitals quotes
When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice...
Unknown
795 Likes
Facebook quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 04
Adventure
Allah
Bad Breakup
Be Happy
Beliefs
Company
Corny Love
Day
Getting Over It
Heroism
I Hate Life
Jealousy
Limits
Lonely
Mother
Poetry
Politics
Revenge
Show Love
Support
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™