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Funny With The Word Dog Quotes & Sayings
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
Unknown
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The longest word in the english language is the one that follows the phrase, 'And now a word from our sponsor'.
Hal Eaton
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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Hussein Nishah
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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
Cathy Guisewite
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Charles M Schulz
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Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
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A friend is a friend and a dog is a dog. A friend will never be a dog, but a dog won't ever quit being a friend.
Jean Paul Malfatti
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I used to hate hip-hop... yup, because the women degraded, But Too $hort made me laugh, like a hypocrite I played it. A hypocrite I stated, though I only recited half, Omittin the word itch, cursin I wouldn't say it. Me and dog couldn't relate, til a bi... I dated, forgive my favorite word for hers and hers alike. But I learnt it from a song I heard and sorta liked.
Lupe Fiasco
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I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die...it's a major offence.
Clive Barker
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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tommy Cooper
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In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Edward Hoagland
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I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.
John Mahoney
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...
Mitch Hedberg
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If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.
Marjorie Garber
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As Good As It Gets, I turned that down...but it was for a very good reason. They had this adorable dog in it, but in one scene the guys goes down the hall and puts the dog down the rubbish chute. Of course it lands on some cushions and it's fine, but I didn't want to set that example, because you never know what nuts or kids will see it and think I can do that. The director said, 'The dog's fine, the dog's fine!'. But I said, 'I just can't do that'. Of course the film was a tremendous hit, but I didn't regret turning it down.
Betty White
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My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special. I have to teach him not to pee on the carpet. I feel exactly the same way about men. They need to be taught things.
Jacqueline Bisset
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Im da truth dog, dats my word, Do ya self a favor, dont get served. And if ya got questions dis da business,Stay on top of ya competition.
Yung Joc
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You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.
Unknown
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