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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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