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Funny Work Status On Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
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I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here until the feeling passes.
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Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!
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Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them.
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I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking pictures of my d..k.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
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I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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