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Girl Jokes Arent Funny Period Quotes & Sayings
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I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that.
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all periods will now be called Steves. (Shift to a classroom scene) Boy 1: (To another boy) Hey, I'm thinking of cutting third Steve, you in? Boy 2: Yeah, as long as I'm back by fourth Steve. Teacher: (To class) So, if it's a statement, it should always be followed by a Steve. Girl: Mr. Phillips, may I be excused? I'm having my Steve.
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guys that were once faithful arent so anymore just because of the simple fact that they want to look cool and be players like their buddies.
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My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.'
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Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
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Mom, I love you more than a kidnapped white girl running into the arms of Charles Ramsey.
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Okay guys, we need to get out there. Really need to get going. Paul what are you doing? You acted like a girl out there! What are you a girl or somethin'? Jackson, come on man! You gotta get yourself together, this is...what are you a girl or somethin? -Ethan Tremblay
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Call a girl pretty, and she'll forget it in an hour. Call a girl ugly, and she'll think of it every time she looks in the mirror.
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George Lucas definitely has a right to be trippin' on me because the sound at the beginning of my album does sound like his shit. Actually we got the idea from him. And it's like, any-fu..ing-body can hear that. So he definitely has a legitimate argument and I can't argue that. That's why I'm payin' him the money that he wants. Am I Player-Hatin' on Napster? Um, no. No. I would have no reason to even speak on Napster if they wasn't fu..in' with my music. I'm one of the few individuals in this business that owns his Masters. My Masters come back to me after a certain period of time. And this is something that my kids are gonna be able to eat on in the future, Period.. Napster is just a new high-tech way of Bootlegging, Period! That's all it is and fu.. that! A lotta people involved with Napster are talking about music should be free. Well how the fu.. are we supposed to make it? It costs to make it! Straight up, this is my job! I bet you there's nobody at Napster that's workin' for free
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Im actually holding her so that my hands arent free to kill you, Jacob. -Bella Cullen
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When I was a boy, my mom wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. Happy Mother's Day!
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You're smart, cute, funny, and can always make smile. To me, you're perfect. One problem: You're hers, not mine.
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Yo, the only girl I ever loved, fu..ed some ni... that I really hate. And the funny part about it, that we didn't even date. But at the end she could still say she got her pu... ate.
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Be the kind of woman that, when your feet hit the floor every morning, the devil says, 'Oh, crap. She's up.'
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I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bi.... You've got to go out and kick ass.
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I'm just a girl whose hair is never right who more then once has fallen on her face who can't stop laughing at something that happened yesterday who cries because sometimes nothing is right but sometimes, i'm just a girl who can't stop smiling because for that moment everything is perfect.
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