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Girl New Baby Status Msg Quotes & Sayings
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...
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The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates.
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Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
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The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.
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Usually a broke a.. black man; Who you met through a friend and had s.. wit when you was upset and confused. Now you don had his baby and he dont pay child support and denies yo son ray ray.
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Facebook is that insecure chick that keeps changing her hairstyle &/or color until she finally loses her mind and shaves it & scares everyone.
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Dear Facebook, thanks for reminding me why moving away from my hometown was the best decision ever.
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If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes...
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That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious.
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I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture.
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anada's the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don't need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you're broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard's baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby's premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home.
Justin Bieber
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Yes, and when I had Aaron, he left me, and I didn't know how to raise a child. And I wasn't close to my parents, and because I was too proud to go to my parents for help, I mistreated that little baby. I didn't want a baby.
Lynn Johnston
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Hush now baby, baby, dont you cry. Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true. Mother's gonna put all her fears into you.
Pink Floyd
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Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will you be my mom?" Vanessa: Aww, it kind of does.
Juno (The Movie)
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Love love being an 80s baby...life before mobiles and the internet...hand writing letters and listening to some great music.
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