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Girlfriend Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Girlfriend Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Do I have a girlfriend? Technically no. If you be my girlfriend then I'll make it so.
John Legend
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You arent the only one sitting home alone on a Saturday night. Wonder if your future boyfriend/girlfriend is doing the same thing you are
Unknown
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When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
Robert Paul
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My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.
Unknown
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I thought of you today. I saw a cockroach and you crossed my mind. I stepped on it.
Jazmin Garcia
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Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?
Unknown
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Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. You owe me.
Hussein Nishah
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.
Hussein Nishah
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Every time I hear a song that reminds me of my ex I have a strong erg to punch the radio.
Ambri Bright
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Sorry your girlfriend is too young to sit with us at the adult table this Thanksgiving.
Unknown
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My girlfriend is always reading too much into things. Like my love letter to her sister for example.
Unknown
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When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She really let herself go.'
Rudy Espinoza
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My girlfriend always laughs during s.. -- no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs
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You remind me of my next girlfriend.
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Friend: "I wasn't even that drunk !" Me: "Dude...you asked your girlfriend if she was single."
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Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
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I don't make mistakes...I date them.
Unknown
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I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.'
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Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.
Unknown
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