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Halloween Captionty Daynty Day Quotes & Sayings
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May your Halloween be scarier than what's actually going on with our country.
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Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
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Halloween is getting stupid, hardly anyone dresses up as something scary & all the ladies go out looking like sluts. I guess it's the only night of the year they can do this without having their motives questioned.
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You think Halloween comes only once a year? wrong. Walk into Walmart at 3 in the morning. That's some scary sketchy shit.
Mitchell Perry
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I hate Halloween. Every year I get kids knocking my door dressed like skeletons asking me for food. I'm glad I don't live in Ethiopia.
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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didnt know what to do! Id knock on peoples doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."
Rita Rudner
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
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Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
Lindsay Lohan
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
Conan O'Brien
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You know why I love November 1st? 50% off Halloween candy!
Unknown
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I feel like every Halloween a couple girls try to outwhor.. the costume they had the year before.
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Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
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For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.
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I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut...
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If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
Doug Coupland
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The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself... and spiders! Happy Halloween!
Unknown
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