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Heart Breaker Funny Quotes & Sayings
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A friend is like a good bra: close to your heart, hard to find, and supportive.
Unknown
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Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they are obligated to let you in.
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I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
Demetri Martin
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The key that opens your heart indeed is the key that closes your brain!
Dritan Redjepi
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Girls fall in love with funny guys. Personality catches the heart. Not looks.
Vionie Mae Didal
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Were a full generation apart, Governor Romney and I. And, in some ways, were a little different. There are the songs on his iPod, which Ive heard on the campaign bus and on many hotel elevators. He actually urged me to play some of these songs at campaign rallies. I said, I hope its not a deal-breaker Mitt, but my playlist starts with AC/DC, and ends with Zeppelin.
Paul Ryan
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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The funny thing about a broken heart is that it's not fatal. Though you wish in vain that it were, life continues on and you have no choice but to continue on with it. You take the hand that fate has dealt you and you press forward because there is nothing else that can be done.
Tracy Winegar
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Human rights and wrongs are not determined by Justice, but by Might. Disguise it as you may, the naked sword is still king-maker and king-breaker, as of yore. All other theories are lies and lures.
Ragnard Redbeard
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A heart spoke, a heart listened and I chose you!
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I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
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Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.
HGWells
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Yeah, I just don't break. I don't. And there's only one person I know who's a better non-breaker than me, and that's Will Forte from 'SNL.' You can not make that guy break. I'll break eventually, Will Forte will never break.
Oscar Nunez
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Love Is Not About Expressing Lovely Words Its about Understanding A gentle Touch Of Pure Heart !! And Friendship is To Sit Together And Laugh About The Nonsense Said Above.
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They say you should always follow your heart, but what should I do when everywhere my heart leads me I end up hurting?
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Follow your heart. Your heart is the right guide in everything big.
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Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.
Miss Piggy
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The heart wants what the heart wants, and can't accept that it can't have it. The brain knows it can't have it, but can't argue with the heart. Now, what???
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