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Hilarious Funny Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did.
James Denton
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
Christopher Meloni
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God writes a lot of comedy-the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.
Jo Brand
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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If you play it straight it's funny, the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious.
Tom Hiddleston
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It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. 'Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem...'
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