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I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious - unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind and keep them shut by force
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I believe I was portrayed as a humorous, good-looking ladies' man. I pretty much ran the house and did what I wanted. Once the show was over, we saw who was on the covers of all of the magazines. Obviously, I performed pretty well.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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This is my favorite time of year to be childless.
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A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays.
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I'd be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren't invited.
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There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift.
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The practice of putting women on pedestrals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there
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America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious; and its capacity for the humorous or ironical concealment of its interests matches that of the legendary inscrutable Chinese.
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You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.
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Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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Mom, thanks for not being famous enough to adopt a black baby instead of having me.
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I'm dreaming of a Christmas as white but not nearly as depressing as the Republican party.
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I'd have made you breakfast in bed if you'd taught me how to cook.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.
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