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Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom in the world besides Michelle Obama.
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Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.
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If you're sad about being single this holiday season, remember that even Kim Kardashian is unmarried 293 days a year.
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Thanks for helping me learn from your mistakes with men.
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For enduring the bloodcurdling torture of my adolescent years I promise to always keep your electronics functional.
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