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Humorous Obama Quotes & Sayings
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Unknown
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The question now is does Obama have any hope of raising money? I don't think he'll raise it out of the New York people, I don't think he's going to raise it out the Hollywood people, so where's the money going to come from for Barack Obama?
Juan Williams
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Back in 2008, candidate Obama called a $10 trillion national debt 'unpatriotic' serious talk from what looked to be a serious reformer. Yet by his own decisions, President Obama has added more debt than any other president before him, and more than all the troubled governments of Europe combined. One president, one term, $5 trillion in new debt.
Paul Ryan
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Flip Wilson
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Mom, thanks for teaching me about boundaries by never observing any.
Unknown
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Douglas Adams
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Obama just helped GOP limit tax increases. He created Obama tax cuts that are nearly identical to Bush tax cuts. Except they're permanent.
Unknown
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The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
P J O'Rourke
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Congratulations on still somehow not being a mother despite your astonishing s..ual promiscuity.
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When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.
Piers Anthony
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There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
Mose Allison
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Thanks for helping me resolve the childhood issues you caused.
Unknown
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When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.
Piers Anthony
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I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
W Somerset Maugham
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Unknown
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Eventually I would like to touch all the genres. I would like to do some detective stories, and I want to do a Western. I would want to do humorous Westerns.
Sergio Aragones
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Today, because of President Obama's courage to my kids can stay on their parents' plan until they are 26. Insurers cannot take you off your policy because you have a pre-existing limit. Because you have hit the existing limit. They will be able to deny you because you have any pre- existing condition. Because of President Obama's leadership, every American will have access to affordable quality health care.
Rahm Emanuel
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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Mom, thanks for providing me with love that's as never-ending as your voice mails.
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