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The world is an infinitely fascinating, tragic and humorous place.
Mike Figgis
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Unknown
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Mom, thanks for teaching me about boundaries by never observing any.
Unknown
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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Flip Wilson
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Douglas Adams
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Thanks for helping me resolve the childhood issues you caused.
Unknown
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Congratulations on still somehow not being a mother despite your astonishing s..ual promiscuity.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Unknown
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Eventually I would like to touch all the genres. I would like to do some detective stories, and I want to do a Western. I would want to do humorous Westerns.
Sergio Aragones
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There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
Mose Allison
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When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.
Piers Anthony
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I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
W Somerset Maugham
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When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.
Piers Anthony
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Mom, thanks for providing me with love that's as never-ending as your voice mails.
Unknown
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Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Unknown
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But when they offered this little situation for me to do this voice in this special segment, I found it so incredibly humorous that I said yes, and I enjoyed it. It was fun.
Werner Klemperer
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America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious; and its capacity for the humorous or ironical concealment of its interests matches that of the legendary inscrutable Chinese.
David Riesman
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A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her.
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