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I Joke Because I Am Depressed Quotes & Sayings
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If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
Wanda Sykes
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All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way
Sammy Hagar
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If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.
Gregory David Roberts
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I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what po..ography is to erotic language in a good novel.
James Humes
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
Kiara Sellars
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You shouldn't be dating someone without the intent to marry them. Dating isn't a joke. Its purpose is to find the life partner created for you.
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.
Georg Brandes
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Sometimes my colleagues joke and call me Hannah.
Hanoi Hannah
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it
GK Chesterton
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
H G Wells
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When humor is meant to be taken seriously, it's no joke.
Lionel Strachey
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When you've heard every short people joke possible, but people tell you them anyways.
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Sometimes we feel like we're locked behind bars and crushed by the outside world. It's alright to cry for help even when you feel nobody's there, somebody will come and bring you back on your feet... and off the floor.
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Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothings wrong at all, close your eyes before you fall. If you cant see it, it's not there, this is life, and its not fair.
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There's a time where all I want to do is lay here and cry, because the only one who would cheer me up is the one who put me down.
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
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I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone.
David Sedaris
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People are learning to feel more comfortable hearing one another's dreams. It used to be that if you told a dream in public, someone had to make a joke to relieve the tension introduced by that alternative reality.
Henry Reed
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That was really so upsetting when you are trying to pass on some very serious knowledge and be basically, treated worse than a student coming off the street because his father pays the tuition. Come on. Give me a break. This is no school. This is a joke.
Miroslav Vitous
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