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Jeff Foxworthy Furniture Quotes & Sayings
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You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
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On life's list of fun things to do, [visiting my in-laws] comes in somewhere below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
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I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
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People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
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You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
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My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
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I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy
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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Jeff Foxworthy
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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
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You may be a redneck if...you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
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I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
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Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.
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