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Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Rally Quotes & Sayings
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
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I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
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I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.
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Getting married for s.. is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
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A free book that comes to my house full of nothing but women in their underwear? God Bless America!
Jeff Foxworthy
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I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
Jeff Foxworthy
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My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
Jeff Foxworthy
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On life's list of fun things to do, [visiting my in-laws] comes in somewhere below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
Jeff Foxworthy
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People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
Jeff Foxworthy
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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Jeff Foxworthy
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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Jeff Foxworthy
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