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Johnny Carson Birthdays Quotes & Sayings
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, s.., and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Johnny Carson
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Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.
Johnny Carson
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
Johnny Carson
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In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
Johnny Carson
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My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
Johnny Carson
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If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam
Johnny Carson
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny Carson
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Johnny Carson
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny Carson
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Johnny Carson
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I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside from those times on the air, I never spoke to him. I never met him.
Tony Randall
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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson
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Out all of these zillions of letters, one of the first ones that came was, as it turned out from Johnny Carson within the last five or six weeks of his life. I had worked with him. He lost a son who had worked for me.
Dick Ebersol
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Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!"
Johnny Carson
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
Johnny Carson
14 Likes
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Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!"
Johnny Carson
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The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money
Johnny Carson
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The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
Johnny Carson
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