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Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.
David Zucker
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A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance-you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke.
Arthur Miller
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Tears come out of my eyes as soon as you said its over. There was a smile on my face because I knew it was a joke. As soon as I saw that upside down smile on your face, I wanted to drop down on my keens and beg you to forgive me.
Unknown
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Growing up, 'wocka wocka' was like my thing...I would tell a joke and then go, 'Wocka wocka!' I was a bit of a nerd.
Amy Adams
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My work is one thing and my identity is something else, but when acting is all I had, my identity was inevitably tied to my career. So if my career was not doing well, I inevitably felt bad and I did not like that feeling, so having other interests takes the pressure off acting and now its a job I can do and work hard at, but because I have this whole other side to my life, Im not dependent on acting for my self-worth.
James Franco
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The fact that gay marriage isnt legal everywhere at this point is a joke. But there are things now that you never thought would have existed, so I think that were kind of in good shape.
Adam Levine
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
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These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the reason why it is so expensive, or one of the reasons, it's so expensive to run here and why so many people decide not to run.
Michael Bloomberg
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Laugh about your mistakes, but, learn from them. Joke over you troubles, but, gather strength from them. Have fun with your difficulties, but overcome them. That's the way to live life.
Justice Cabral
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the s..: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"
Eddie Izzard
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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Generally speaking, we get the joke. We know that the free market is nonsense. We know that the whole point is to game the system, to beat the market or at least find someone who will pay you a lot of money, 'cause they're convinced that there is a free lunch.
Ron Bloom
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
Ryan Swain
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We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
Brendon Urie
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If I like a guy, I think a good way to feel that out is to go on group dates with people that you're comfortable with. So then you can get comfortable with the guy and just joke around, be yourself. Talk about music, movies, any hobbies that you have and then in no time you'll be comfortable around each other.
Victoria Justice
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I love this crazy, messed up, heart breaking, joyful, tear jerking, laughable, joke filled, memorable thing we call life.
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When fake people walk away from you, let them walk. It's their choice, your destiny is never tied to anyone who left. You will surely be left with those that adores your company with positive mind.
Kemmy Nola
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It must be a cruel joke of nature that people who are so bad for us, make us feel so good.
Harrison Daniel
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I'm still scared to give another human being all of my love and affection being heart broken is no joke.
Unknown
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We all have, in my family, what we call the 'Vorderman bottom' a sticky out, bigger-than-normal, signature, of the rear variety. It's been a family joke all our lives even my lovely brother has one. I know the lines to all the good singalong big bum songs.
Carol Vorderman
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