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Jokes About Babies Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Jokes About Babies" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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The moment when someone jokes about one of your insecurities and you have to pretend like it didn't bother you.
Unknown
179 Likes
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It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of s.. jokes and gross humour.
Keenen Ivory Wayans
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A long time ago, when all the grandfathers and grandmothers of today were little boys and little girls or very small babies, or perhaps not even born, Pa and Ma and Mary and Laura and Baby Carrie left their little house in the Big Woods of Wisconsin.
Laura Ingalls Wilder
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A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men
Martin Fraquhar
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At 7 oclock in the morning, theres a party going on! My mother told me, Ricky youre never going to sleep ever again in your life, now because theyre babies and when their teenagers because they dont come back home! So, its getting used to the idea of not being able to sleep.
Ricky Martin
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Whenever you think you're having a bad day, just remember...some people have babies.
Unknown
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A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
Carl Sandburg
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I put babies on your neck make you look, like you got some bling-bling.
Dot Dot Curve
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Im a product of my environment. I grew up in the projects, Im a project baby. All the project babies can relate to what I say, cause theyre on the same thing. Were cut from the same cloth, you feel me? We going through the same struggle and all that shit. So, they gonna feel me.
Kodak Black
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A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for
Pablo Picasso
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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
Mike Wilmot
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My mom was a little weird. When I was little she would make chocolate frosting. And she'd let me lick the beaters. And then she'd turn them off.
Marty Cohen
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
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So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Tommy Cooper
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So many people have no sense of humor, whatsoever! Everyone knows that it is my job to tell the jokes, that's what I do...so if you have thin skin, then I guess we won't be hanging out.
Kathy Griffin
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Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
Nikhil Saluja
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word.
Unknown
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