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Jokes About The Number 9 Quotes & Sayings
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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We have just started, and if you compare the number of people using Skype to the number using a telephone network around the world, we're still just starting.
Niklas Zennstrom
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The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of the Graces nor exceed that of the Muses, i.e., it should begin with three and stop at nine.
Marcus Terentius Varro
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Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Mind = Blown!
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Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an excuse me. Typical.
William E Geist
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The effectiveness of our memory banks is determined not by the total number of facts we take in, but the number we wish to reject.
Jon Wynne-Tyson
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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The film of tomorrow will resemble the person who made it, and the number of spectators will be proportional to the number of friends the director has.
Francois Truffaut
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Okay, yes, there is a homos..ual agenda. But there's just two things on it: Number one: don't get killed. Number two: a decent brunch. That's it!
Elvira Kurt
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It could be argued that, in Thailand, many foreigners have come and gone, and the number of people who are considered to be Thai have traveled abroad in a great number.
Bhumibol Adulyadej
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Doctor, what number are you on? You haven't even got a number!
Donna Noble
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There is no doubt in my mind who is number one - I have always been number one.
George Thorogood
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I don't want to be number one. Being number one means there is a two and three. I want to be the only one!
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You'll get one number and one number only, 'cause I'm a lazy bastard!
John Lydon
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Im not saying Im number one, uh sorry I lied Im number one two three four and five.
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Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.
Bill Bradley
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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Well, number one I like dancing. Number two I knew it would be challenging because I had never done this type of dance before. I always wanted to and I happened to have the courage to go out there and give it my best shot.
Evander Holyfield
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Surely one of the most visible lessons taught by the twentieth century has been the existence, not so much of a number of different realities, but of a number of different lenses with which to see the same reality.
Michael Arlen
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But the reporter has the responsibility to determine, number one, whether that is true, and number two, to make a judgment as to whether it's in the public interest and whether or not it should be part of the debate.
Bob Schieffer
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