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Jokes For Two Face Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Jokes For Two Face" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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People already knew my face so when my music came they were able to put my face with the music. I just kept my face out there when I first came in the game. Thats my little secret.
Lil Chuckee
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Sometimes when you stand face to face with someone, you cannot see his face.
Mikhail Gorbachev
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Beauty is only skin deep. I think what's really important is finding a balance of mind, body and spirit. Somebody said to me not too long ago, 'Until you're twenty, you have the face you are born with, and after that you have the face you deserve', and I really loved that - the idea that you wear who you are on your face.
Jennifer Lopez
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means that you watched the foot come to your face.
Kevin Hart
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Here's my 'duck face' because it's the only face I know how to do. Should I be worried it might get suck like this for life?
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Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find a face of his own.
Logan P Smith
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party every weekend, hardly ever home, dont see me face to face so you have to talk about me when I gone.
Wiz Khalifa
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Butter face? Pizza face? Why do ugly people sound so delicious?
Unknown
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
Jack Handey
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Are we to paint what's on the face, what's inside the face, or what's behind it?
Pablo Picasso
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Somehow our devils are never quite what we expect when we meet them face to face.
Nelson DeMille
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