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Jokes On Thin Peop Quotes & Sayings
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Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
Mike Wilmot
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My mom was a little weird. When I was little she would make chocolate frosting. And she'd let me lick the beaters. And then she'd turn them off.
Marty Cohen
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright
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Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
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So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Tommy Cooper
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It made me sad to notice there's more American culture in society. It's about having their eyebrows groomed, pedicures, being more conscious about being thin and whether they're dressed appropriately. I'm used to those things in the US, but it made me sad to see it in the UK. Personally, I'm not bothered about my appearance.
Renee Zellweger
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I can't see myself acting for 40 years. I just can't. I love acting, but the pressures of this industry are enough to wear a person thin by the time they're 40. Eventually, the pendulum will swing the other way, back to my original goals. I am sure I will spend some more time in university. We'll see...
Evangeline Lilly
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It kind of irritates me that I'm seen as this pretty face. People also say I'm too thin. The truth is, pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.
Mischa Barton
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A friend sticks with you through thick and thin. Someone that tells you your faults and failures. The one who corrects your mistakes, that never says anything you want to hear, but everything you need to hear...
Justice Cabral
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Best friends are like stars on a cloudy night, you may not see them but they are always there, through thick or thin their friendship will always shine bright.
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Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I can be thin with big breasts and big hair. Take me apart. Make me into anything, but just love me.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I can be thin with big breasts and big hair. Take me apart. Make me into anything, but just love me.
Chuck Palahniuk
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One important measurement issue concerns the fat tails problem that I mentioned earlier. VAR is concerned with extreme outcomes. If the tails of the probability distributions we are using are too thin, our VAR measures are likely to be too low.
John Hull
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There's such a thin line between winning and losing.
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A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!
Milton Berle
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
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I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter. She takes after my daddy. She ought to. She's his.
Brett Butler
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When there are no women on the tour it can get awful and ugly - constant horrible jokes and gross behaviour. It needs to be leavened with a feminine presence.
Evan Dando
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Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.
Billy Connolly
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