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Jokes On Thin Peop Quotes & Sayings
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I don't think I'm too thin at all. I understand when people say, 'Well your face gets gaunt,' but to get your bottom half to be the right size, your face might have to be a little gaunt. You choose your battles.
Courteney Cox
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I don't think I'm too thin at all. I understand when people say, 'Well your face gets gaunt,' but to get your bottom half to be the right size, your face might have to be a little gaunt. You choose your battles.
Courteney Cox
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My longest relationship is with God, he's been by my side through thick and thin.
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I didn't have any confidence as a young girl, because all the other girls had breasts and hips. I was always thin, always called the stick or the pencil. I didn't have a boyfriend until I was 16, and he was eight years older. My father was furious about this 24-year-old, and I had to hide the relationship.
Ellen Pompeo
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Our country, the United States of America, may be the world's largest economy and the world's only superpower, but we stretch ourselves dangerously thin by taking on commitments like Iraq with only a motley band of allies to share the burden.
John Spratt
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Everything can be learned, including, to a very large extent, to be what you are not. You can learn to be pretty if you are plain, charming if you are dull, thin if you are fat, youthful if you are aging, how to write though you are inarticulate, how to make money though you are not good with figures.
Henry Anatole Grunwald
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We live in a culture that discourages empathy. A culture that too often tells us our principal goal in life is to be rich, thin, young, famous, safe, and entertained.
Barack Obama
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I lost 90 pounds and my blood pressure went down to a normal level and the salt in my urine disappeared. And that was when I had to make the transition from fat character actor to thin character actor.
Ron Perlman
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
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The moment when someone jokes about one of your insecurities and you have to pretend like it didn't bother you.
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henry Youngman
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i know you think you broke my heart, but I saw your game right from the start, I knew it well and played it too, so laugh it up the jokes on you.
Katie Johnson
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I remember, growing up, if something big, God forbid. happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.
Oscar Nunez
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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week.
Spike Milligan
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It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of s.. jokes and gross humour.
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I guess my idea of a good audience is one that's quiet and listens, but also that's alive: they respond, they're getting the jokes, they're with me. And that' s been happening.
Dan Hicks
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