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Lip Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Lip Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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One day I'll construct a satellite, and Ill name it after you, 'cause you were the greatest friend of all, except for when you split my lip in two.
Bare Naked Ladies
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Putting in headphones and lip syncing like you wrote the damn song.
Unknown
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Other bands gave us lip service, but when it came down to it they kind of backed off. That was a little disheartening. But I respect them. That's their business.
Mike McCready
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I can't resist buying sho.., bags, and lip gloss. I can never leave a shopping experience without one of those.
Michelle Trachtenberg
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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If you're shocked that Britney was lip-syncing at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you.
John Mayer
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King of broad at the shoulder at naroow at the hip and everybody knew you did'nt give no lip to Big John.
Jimmy Cliff
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Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field.
Tori Amos
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Summer set lip to earth's bosom bare, And left the flushed print in a poppy there.
Francis Thompson
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I adore Smashbox lip stains. I carry a natural color for daytime and a berry shade for going out at night.
Jennifer Morrison
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And so I was very grateful that I didn't do the British stiff upper lip, but I went straight to a therapist. And she was wonderful and helpful, and I went for about two years.
Lynn Redgrave
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When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.
Frank Sinatra
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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Though men determine, the gods doo dispose: and oft times many things fall out betweene the cup and the lip.
Robert Greene
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A strong lip color is an easy way to draw attention away from imperfections. It lessens the visual impact of both acne and tired eyes.
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