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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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The Energizer Bunny got arrested. He was charged with battery.
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Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
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I forgot Rihanna's ex-boyfriend's name...Then it hit me...
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May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake.
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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