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The man that runs away lives to die another day.
AEHousman
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.
Unknown
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No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.
Samuel Johnson
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Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson
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We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
Frank McKinney Hubbard
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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
Oliver Herford
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
Milton Berle
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Gloria Steinem
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The perfect man is like the Lochness Monster... they say he exists but no one's ever seen him!
Unknown
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
Robert Paul
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Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
Marlene Dietrich
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
Unknown
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Unknown
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to get laid off like a man.
Unknown
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The riddles of God are more satisfying than the solutions of man.
Unknown
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For sheer s..iness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.
Jilly Cooper
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
Unknown
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